idiots: metal reviewers, "critics," and "journalists"

"This album will rape you!"

"This album is heavier than **** and you will **** your pants!"

"This band ******* destroys anything in its path!"

"This band ******* kills more people than a nuclear ******* bomb!"

Are a lot of reviewers in middle school? Do they only know 35 words? Does it sound "macho" to write like that? Why are they morons?

You hear it all the time. "Metalheads are stereotyped as stupid."

Well, maybe it's not so incorrect?