Monday, April 29, 2013

Extinction Protocol

Extinction Protocol does two things a lot on “Aeonic Obliteration”: Are you tired of nonstop blasting? Are you bored with monotonous slam death metal? Extinction Protocol has a zesty recipe for you: spice up grind and slam by combining them into “slam grind,” plus they turn up the temperature on this hot dish with pig squeals. As you already know, pig squeals go well with slam and grind, which is why Extinction Protocol wants you to give them a call. If you call in the next thirty minutes, they will also add in pinch harmonics, for free. Don’t miss this offer: pig squeals and pinch harmonics! You heard right! Call now 1-800-pig-squeal.

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