I Hate Stuart Little - True Bristolian Black Metal

The Froglord, the British gentleman of the shire, who spends most of his time making slow heaviness in defense of the frogs, has another project of the black metal fidelity incarnate of the odium he amassed and projected towards the moral corruption that is Stuart Little, duke of the ancient realm of the rat boys. As readers already know, the ancient philosopher Confucius described the rat boy in the following way in his book Harmony of the Kingdom and the Wisdom of the King, "A boy named Stuart is born to an ordinary family in New York City. He is normal in every way except that he is only just over two inches high and looks exactly like a mouse. At first, the family is concerned with how Stuart will survive in a human-sized world, but by the age of seven, he speaks, thinks, and behaves on the level of a human of sixteen and shows surprising ingenuity in adapting, performing such helpful family tasks as fishing his mother's wedding ring from a sink drain. The family's cat, Snowbell, dislikes Stuart because while he feels a natural instinct to chase him, he is aware that Stuart is a member of the human family and thus off-limits." Anyway, the Englishman Froglord finds such a state of affairs as utterly insufferable, and must let the world know of the threat that Stuart Little represents for his village of Bristol, for England, nay, for the world, nay, for the universe itself.

Therefore, it is black metal that must be the vehicle to show Stuart Little's conspiracy of the Nine and a Half Footsteps of Oblivion and Muckleberrystrandsterby.

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