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Sepulchral Curse

Crimson Moon Evocations

Dark Descent Records

28 February 2025

Is it time for this band to dismiss the vocalist? I conducted an experiment to determine the answer. I'll tell you about the experiment in a minute.

Have you ever done a group project, with a certain person not pulling their weight while getting credit as the people who did most of the work? Imagine working on a presentation and one person in the group does the minimum, but on the day of the presentation itself this individual is all smiles, leading the audience to believe that this person played a bigger role on the presentation, while in reality this individual showed up "ready" only during the presentation: ready to be the center of attention.

This album is kind of like that. It is a type of melodic, even catchy, ominous death metal from Finland. It's not truly brutal, but it is very heavy and underground. There are plenty of good melodies and riffs on this album. A lot of work has gone into making these songs, and those melodies and riffs are overwhelming evidence of how hard the guitars have worked to add melodies to the heaviness, working with a rhythm section does a lot towards a cavernous, knuckle-dragging album. It deceptively seems like basic caveman brutality, but it is more sophisticated than that.

The problem. The album is held back by the stubbornly monotonous, monochromatic, almost 100% one-dimensional boring, faceless, harmless "cavernous" low growling. There may be justifications for the nondescript vocals, which are about as exciting as a bowl of plain white rice for dinner. Perhaps the vocalist is a really good friendly member of the band and a good drinking buddy. Maybe the vocalist has been told to be monotonous by the band: "Don't act like you are Ronnie James Dio, dude," they told him, "Just do a low growl, and keep it that way." Whatever the reason, the end result is a sound of everyone, except one person, working hard to deliver a quality album. This recording sounds like a vocalist that could record a whole album's worth of this type of growling every single week: just grab a microphone and proceed to do this comfortable, low, forgettable growling. It’s not awful growling, but it’s ok only, not great. Well, what about the guitars? Could they knock out an album every week? No way! There are too many melodies that have taken a long time to be crafted and too many riffs that have to created and then arranged. I doubt the drummer or bassist could also just get on the instruments and play mindlessly without thinking.

I conducted an experiment with this album. I read a whole bunch of reviews and looked to find reviewers that had even mentioned the vocals on this album. How many reviewers felt enough enthusiasm about the vocals to write about them? Do you know what I found?! There is not one single review in which the writer is enthusiastic about the vocals. Not a single one, and the vast majority of the reviewers, like me, enjoy this album a lot. The most positive thing that I could find was reviewers writing words like "monster" and "brutal" (or similar) to describe the vocals, but such descriptions are debatable: the problem with the vocals is precisely that they are not brutal nor monstrous. However, not a single reviewer really dove deep into the vocals. Why? Because they are not interesting, that's the real reason.

Death metal fans have been forced to accept the idea that in this genre the vocals do not matter. It's a weird idea: The vocals supposedly don't matter, just put a warm body in the center of the stage because this is what people expect, want and need. Fans expect a person, any person, doing vocals, and as long as it sounds ok, fans do not even care. The vocalist is there like a pacifier for a child: Fans feel better with some dude, any dude, a dude, growling. Do bands and fans feel wrong, feel naked, without a vocalist on the stage? It is clear that 99 percent of death metal bands would not dare get on the stage without the growler, even if the growler is rather lazy and only writes mind-numbingly stupid lyrics, because there is this incorrect idea out there, which we have not been able to get rid of: that death metal is death metal because of the vocals.

Is this particular vocalist hopeless? Interestingly enough, no, he isn't! It seems to me that perhaps he is on autopilot. There is actual evidence that he is capable of a lot more than he has decided or has been ordered to deliver. For example, the song "Empress of the Dead" is one of the better examples of what is possible. By the way, said song features some rather nice guitar harmonies or melodies at the beginning before jumping into a barnstormer of a song that induces headbanging irresistibly. It has a bunch of awesome things: black, thrash, death riffs, with a cool shreddy solo in which the guitars do some switching out for some segments, like classic heavy metal. It's all very nice, indeed. After the guitar, there is some rough-nosed riffing that could not be more metal. Good stuff. Now then, the song has been going for a full six minutes, with the vocalist doing his thing, his low, gruff, gentle-ogre growl. Then, at the six-minute mark, inexplicably, my guy launches into an awesome brutal, vocal chords ripping, black metal growl. It sounds unbelievable! It's like the student that everybody thought did not know how to read all of a sudden is reading The Old Man and the Sea aloud to the class perfectly pronouncing every word with excellent, clear enunciation. Like, what on earth! I didn't know you could read, Johnny!

Alright, then, that is very good! Nevertheless, we now have a different problem, don't we?! Why have you not been using all your abilities on the songs?! The predominant growling on the album would be wonderful if dialed back to one third of the album; the black metal increased to about a third, and leave plenty of room for the vocalist: Paint the town red! Get crazy. Imagine you are the Jim Carrey or Robin Williams of extreme metal and amaze us with some creative, unexpected vocals. What about some cavernous monk chanting? How about taking the low growling much lower to the point in which the words are 100% super indecipherable, like a rumbling murmur? What about some higher black metal screaming? What about actual brutal death metal growling?

About the lyrics. I do not have the lyrics. Judging this book by its cover and by the titles of the songs, I would assume that the lyrics are some type of garbage, meaningless "dark" and "occult" hogwash that metal bands like to do. I guess it's what you do when you do not have anything to say. Finland has a long history and prehistory. It's not like there is a shortage of topics: the relation to Sweden, to Russia and Germany. Of course, nowadays Finland is preparing for the inevitable conflicts and wars that are going to take place in neighboring lands and in Finland itself. Thus, it's not like Finnish metal bands, like the Finnish population in general, have nothing serious on their minds. Or, what about writing about life experiences? What have you lived? Or, what about your beliefs, if you have any, unless you stand for nothing?

To end, this album is awesome and it makes you bang your head. Death metal fans should find lots to enjoy. My critique has to do with the lack of creativity in the by-the-numbers growling. The album is worth keeping, despite the shortcomings in the vocals and subject matter.

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