Carma - see this funeral doom recruiter to find out if you are the right material

Carma

Ossadas

March 3rd, 2023

Monumental Rex

Satellite surveillance shows that these battalions have been flanking the hills by the Mondego River in Portugal for years, since 2012. In 2015 they organized their debut self-titled incursion of six tactical units in 38 minutes, and the cannons went silent again until 2023 when a new 77-minute detachment was amassed again in the territory of Coimbra. Footage of the action on the field reveals a slow-gathering wave moving across the region, patiently, at a snail's pace of melancholy and misery. The tactical units consist of funeral doom that require that the infantry advance as slowly as possible.

Carma is looking for a few good soldiers for funeral doom. To join the newest campaign you must be physically fit to last 77 minutes of heavy exercise. Bootcamp begins promptly at dawn by the Mondego River. You must have the ability to work laboriously and patiently through the tremendously slow paths of the Coimbra hills. Funeral doom is not for weak minds nor for instant gratification. Charlatans and dilettantes need not apply. The reward is to crawl in the rain through the mud, dragging your exhausted body through this test in patience that is Carma. The few, the proud, the Carmines.

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