Lawrence Wallace - shred heavy metal guitar sorcery

Lawrence Wallace

Shred Compilation

March 1, 2023

Guitars fear him. Amplifiers warn their children to stay away from him. The name? Lawrence Wallace. That’s Mr. Wallace to you. Mr. Wallace is looking for the few, the loyal, the devoted fanatics of true shred. It seems like every day some famous rock guitarist online is complaining about or dismissing shredding. Why don’t these guitarists just admit that they don’t have the intestinal fortitude, physical endurance, mental capacity, hand dexterity, and the iron will and discipline to play shred guitar? They cannot survive for the duration with highest-level guitar skills.

Welcome to the world of Mr. Wallace. Here’s no peace and no tolerance for av-erage guitar playing. Only shredding will do. If you are ready for serious wrist-breaking, finger-twisting action, well then there is a Philadelphia man that is making music for people like you, for the strong and unwavering guitar fanatical zealot. Mr. Wallace loves shredding so much that he makes his songs instrumental because he does not want people who suffer Lead Singer’s Disease. No distractions, friends. It’s just you and fast and melodic heavy metal guitar music.

Look, you have a lot of problems, friend. Your friends talk behind your back. The toilet in your apartment does not work right. You do not know how to eat good food and your health is suffering. Your love life is nonexistent. The first thing you could do is to begin dressing right and not look like a slob. The second thing you could do is change your posture. Sit up straight. Stand up straight, soldier! The third thing you can do for yourself is dedicate yourself to the art of meditation. I’m not talking about going into a dark cave and living like a bat like Aaron Rodgers. I’m talking about listening to Lawrence Wallace music. It’ll teach you discipline. It will teach you focus and help you get your mind right.

Mr. Wallace does not have the power to change your friends, only you can do that. He is no good at fixing plumbing. He does not have the capacity to find you a person that loves you. He cannot do any of that. But he can shred like nobody’s business. For that we say, “Thank you, Mr. Wallace. I hope that your carpal tunnel and ar-thritis get better soon.”

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