Yikes, the slow poke stoner doom sludge has taken over my day today: CLEANTEETH: Pushing Rope (Dullest Records)

Yikes, the slow poke stoner doom sludge has taken over my day today: CLEANTEETH: Pushing Rope (Dullest Records)

Earlier today I told you about the slugs Lumbar and then sloths Culted, and now, just here are the turtles Cleanteeth. In the world of Cleanteeth, it's all smoke and mirrors between doomgloom and fuzzbucketry. The screaming goes roarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and arggggggggggggggggg and yargggggggggggggg and the guitar chugs spirally while the drummer chews his gum and blows bubbles, and occasionally plays the drums.

Holy guacamole, these cats are in a different world, the universe of sound manipulation, studio experimentation, soundwave bending, jamming for jamz, perhaps a bit of psychedelia, with the complete postmetal vibe thang all pat down.

Cleanteeth even has a special effects track that is not music at all and they call that thing "French Kissing Alexander Hamilton" and another called "Mermaids," because they're strange like that.

The song "Sexual Mustache" actually sounds like a normal song that another human might enjoy on a first listen. Shocking. And "RVH" somehow sounds like the band decided to rock out.

In the world of stoner doom postmetal scream stuff, Cleanteeth will be kings.

This is a different type of fun party. Oh, of course, the last "song" is called "Bedbugs" is another minute of annoying feedback/ET/computer sounds. Ha, ha, just in case you were having too much fun.

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