Wednesday, July 15, 2015


by MMB
In Defence (U.S.): Don’t **** with the Dungeon Master
Oh, boy, here they go again! The Minnesotan thrashers In Defence don’t claim to be the sharpest tool in the shed and they don’t even spell “defense” correctly, just to frustrate the school teachers in Minnesota! (The British teachers are not upset). In Defence writes songs about the meaning of life and the future of humankind. Their conclusion is: eat more tacos, as in “Tacos Til Death.” They have songs about beer and grilling. They have so many gang shouts in their songs that Gary Holt calls them on the phone every night and begs them to dial down the gang shouts, but this band is not able to understand West Coast English, so they just say to Gary, “Yeah, sure, ya betcha, Gary.” This is crossover party beer taco anti-pizza thrash for moshing and passing out.

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