Tuesday, September 17, 2013

the wackos are here: Orbweaver (U.S.)

Orbweaver (U.S.): “Strange Transmissions from the Neuralnomicon” (Primitive Violence)
Cannibal Corpse was hanging out at a bar in the Twilight Zone, when Frank Zappa and his band joined the table, and they began to have a few drinks and chat. A few minutes later, Suffocation showed up with the people from Mr. Bungle, Primus and Faith No More. The conversations were now getting lively, but then Godzilla, Frankenstein and The Three Stooges showed up.
Next thing you know, it was 2 in the morning, and all these people and monsters were on stage getting downright stoopid weird and heavy, super heavy. Growling, screaming, yelling; the drums playing math jazz death metal blasting jamcity jamz jamz; and nobody knows what’s going on with guitar. Are they playing the guitar with a wrench? Are there 37 strings on that guitar? Or, is it one guitar, but 37 people/monsters simultaneously strumming, pulling and plucking the strings?
This band makes Morbid Angel’s “techno dance death metal” album sound like normal mainstream radio rock.
So, then, do you want it wild and wacky, heavy and brüühöötalz? Please, Orbweaver, don’t hurt them.

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