Thursday, September 26, 2013

Crazy? You don't even know!: Felix Martin

Felix Martin: "The Scenic Album" (Prosthetic Rec.)
Prog fan, I’ll tell you what you want, what you really, really want. You are tired of people making a big deal about 7-string guitars. Seven strings? Eight strings? Nine strings? “Ooooooh, wow.” Whatever.
Prog fan, your complaints have been heard. Here’s what you really want: 14 strings. That’s right. Fourteen. Slam your body down and wind it all around.
Felix “the cat” Martin’s instrumental guitar zwreeplings take jazz prog rock metal to the places only you, the progster, can really explore.
So, for whom is the music? Mainly is for the musicians that recorded this. Their parents support this, too. Who else? Well, you! If you are still reading this, you must have some curiosity about this cat.
Other people that might like it include rocket scientists, jazz musicians, philosophers, time travelers, physicists, math professors/grad students, algebra/trigonometry practitioners, and a stunning 53.79% of people living in Portland, Oregon (but not Portland, Maine; “those people are jerks,” as you told me in your letter).
In big conclusion, Felix “the cat” Martin = fourteen strings. You = will like.

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